A "Pussy Strike" Only Works If Done Correctly | Chris Rock: Total Blackout
There are many complex politics to consider when doing a pussy strike. 25 minutes of all-new material from Chris Rock's The Tambourine is now streaming on Chris Rock: Total Blackout, only on Netflix.
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Any madagascar fan's 😂😂😂😂✌️
Brooks Brothers delivers. I have a new show idea for you based off of your old show, "Everybody hates Obama." This show you and Obama walk around in public and people lie to Obama telling him he did a good job. Wear a suit you sound like you are talking gibberish or hogwash. Must be the divorce.
That's called a toxic relationship. Go find someone else.
Is this a man or woman???
This man is just spitting fact.. Chris Rock is Legend
Preach 💯
Those are the cold hard facts.
His voice reminds me of that zebra(forgot the name) in Madagascar movie.😂
Well good to see Chris hasn't changed in all these years. He still isn't funny
Half the county thinks Chris Rock is funny , I'm guessing that's the anti-Semitic side. Cris Rock and SNL support anti-Semitism
Half the county thinks Chris Rock is funny , I'm guessing that's the anti-Semitic side. Cris Rock and SNL support anti-Semitism
😩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 # 1:16 🚫😻💯🎯🤣
Chris rock is a legend and a genius comedian
3:06 that lady in front was zoned out and Rock brought her back
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is that what Gloria did to MotoMoto?
The start is 100% relatable.
'Keys to my spaceship" I laughed so loud.....
An anti-body to the pussy Lmao
This ferminine madness can't happen in Nigeria ,I mean pussy strike? What nerves!!
Rocks genius is his ability to observe what men and women do right or wrong. Then make both genders laugh at ourselves. He’s a intelligent comic, the best comics are that, intelligent.
Real Spill
Chris would make the scariest Pennywise ever!
That lady to the right of the screen looks like she's having an existential crisis at 2:55
I would hang a pic of my mom anywhere I want..if she cant stand it then fuck her...that's my mom we talking about.
A joke but true what he said
Yeezy taught me
Cant stand his voice man never have
look (liberal you tube app) lets liberals get away with sexual content / material as thery disciminate against republican content / channels 247/ 365
I turned it off early he started the show saying he hopes white kids get killed I don’t care what color the kid is there’s no way to say that and make it funny
I kinda feel like Chris Rock's writing has gotten lazier. His comedy used to provoke thought in a humorous somewhat provocative manner. Now, he is just being provocative while anchoring the punchlines to stereotypical situations. This makes his routines seem stale and without bite. Personally, his earlier comedy was much better and funnier. I guess, I will just stick with Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle for my comedy fix.
I can't take him seriously as a comedian as he's always smiling throughout his shows.
Pussy strike!😂😂
He is right though, a man who gets it regularly wants to do stuff for the woman and is willing to forgive and is also understanding a.k.a. WEAK !!!
That's good counselling for both parties
Bottom line: fuck 'em.
Crazy, sounds like Chris Rock but doesn't look like him. What happened?
What would be of these comedians if they had to create a set without talking about male and female genitalia? Or without saying "f" this and "f" that? Would their stories be funny at all?
That's true though only a female would get mad at you for being mad at her which is the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life and I've yet to meet one that has a logical explanation for it
This is only funny to those people who's Significant other wasn't replaced with a psy-op handler and had some psycho demon witch spread lies about them to half the town so no one would be interested.. I used to believe in Karma but quite frankly, what's happening to us here is just Pure Evil. Plain and simple, Evil.
Not his greatest material or special but I'll take what I can get from him.
looks like jack nicholsan's joker
He’s alright, nothing to shout home about,
Hell the moment a girl uses a puss strike is the moment I assume we broke up because a relationship without sex is just a friendship.
You should never get a relationshop just to have sex. If you want sex, you should get a hook up. Relationships are about building a family bruh. If you don't want one, you probably should'nt a cuff a chick.
Eddie Murphy said it best, Ain't no pussy worth 150 million dollars, no pussy. You marry a man with 300 million dollars and the shit don't work out and have to give half, HALF!
It’s crazy he looks amazing for his age man he been doing this mad long
Dump a woman like that, it's very rare that women are that egotistical and self-centered -- but that's common for men -- many men will wrong you, then they get mad that you have the nerve to get mad at what THEY did
i heard phissy strike
Wait, ladies we’re still doing petty P strikes?? I thought we reserve that only for TRUE offenses. Well damn I’m doing it all wrong then lol. My man has to strike me from the D when I really misbehave and I try NEVER to do that 🤷🏽♀️😂🤣
I wish I would be in a so called relationship and the female I'm with try to control me with pussy...im definitely not wired that way... 🙄
Guys don't ever tolerate this kind of behaviour from your woman. If this stuff happens go find another fish.
Simp
If you follow this "advice" your Woman WILL cheat on you.
"Treat your dick like Cuba" this guy is brilliant! 🤣🤣
Dang. 2013 is when my baby was born. There were definitely limits on the puzzy
"A pussy strike is only effective if you're a committed man" - some guy on youtube.
Sex is suppose to be the most fun 2 people can have, and women are better geared for it, yet, it can be like work, to get women to have it. When something becomes more like work, men will start to avoid it. Will start looking for alternate ways to get what we want, and you might be left out of the equation. The path of least resistance. Men shouldn't feel like they always have to pay for sex in some form or another. It's funny, because most women demonize prostitution, yet, so many basically practice it everyday.
This is my husband tho *shrugs*
Just... masterbait
3:00 That one woman in the front row rethinking all her life choices that led her to the show
What other imaginary thing will you take away- My independence, dignity and self respect , hahahaha long gone...
Or he will fuck someone else. Welcome sidechick
He's so right. But then even if the pussy strike is done right, a man will cheat. There are other pussies not on strike.
Dem dam antibodies. Its some strong Americans in here tonight. Wives do better at weakening us.
Lol
Pussy strike means Dick opportunities else where !
All I thought as soon as I heard his voice *"zebra"*
Chris always spits facts.
Damm he got old 💙
This is TRASH TRASH TRASH, SHAME on Netflix and Chris Rock, they are not being Good.. They are not being Muslims
Noooo, don't teach them! 😂 Traitor
Im glad in the comments so many people have good senses. Its like marriage counseling but I havent been married legitimately yet. Im not ready so I enjoy these little pieces of knowledge.
Solution: fleshlight
Chris spaceships wouldn't have keys except for the one abbot and castello had.
It is a woman's body and men have no right to make them have sex. And it is a man's body and women have no right to make them go without sex. Women have the choice whether they are the woman their man has sex with but not whether the man is allowed to have sex.
Realest shit I heard. My wife be like you won't see Lola this week. I be like I ain't seen her in months. 😂😂
When she hits you with a "pussy strike" then you should hit her back with the divorce papers.
My ex tried to pussy strike every so often, but she was insatiable and didn't flick the bean so she could never last long before she cracked and jumped my bones
This special is just chris rock explaining why he got a divorce
Yooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pussy strike should be met with dating/gift strike.
"Regurly" lol
Goddam that guy is intelligent and awesome!! hhahahahah!!! Sure miss standup.
He'd make a good Joker
Pussy Strike call in the reservist on stand by.
My wife didn't have to have a pussy strike, she cut that off gradually before I knew it what happened, she withholds money straight up then tries to shame me for wanting money/allowance
The fact this thumbnail is ok with google says alot about demonitization
I didn't knownthat women really withhold sex. Women be wanting it just as much men, and at times more than men.
Ladies if you keep your man(hubby, bf, fiancee') busy with fucking eating sleeping and working you wont have time to argue about a picture
The audience is shit.
When you get divorce, you become expert on relationship.
Brooo I agree with this sooo much
True
U r better single instead those relationships.
There is no pussy strike lol If she plays like that, imma get some other pussy 😂
here is how to tackle a so called "pussy strike": When she tells you "no sex for x amount of days/weeks/months", ask her if she likes having sex with you. If the answer is yes, "then it it is just as much of a punishment for you as it is for me" If the answer is no, "then what the hell are you doing in this relationship?"
He is right the more u give ur sperm away to that one girl the more u become attached to her
What other fantasy things you gonna take out my life
So toxic in every way. No thank you, to either party. No sex for either of you psychos.
Mr.Rock still looks young as fuck hes over here looking like a 30 year old man
Sounds the same too tbh.
Most guys (and most women) in the audience get this.