Every once in a while, you come across a mod for a game that is so unrelentingly absurd that you wonder how nobody made it sooner. If you’re familiar with randomizers in something like Pokemon, you know how weird the game can get when they’re used, and New Vegas is no exception. Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If It’s Randomized To F*cking Hell?
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Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If It’s Randomized To F*cking Hell? (in text form)
This is, without a doubt, my favorite mod of all time for Fallout New Vegas. It was probably the most fun I’d had playing New Vegas since my first playthrough. Before we dive nose first into the madness, I need to prepare you for what you’re going to see. I’ll take you through 3 events that happened in this playthrough that, in any other video, would’ve been one of the stand-out moments, but here, they’re ordinary. They’re a single injury in a thousand car pileup on a bridge that’s about to get hit by a tsunami on a planet being sucked into a black hole in a universe that’s just a simulation controlled by beings who are bored and about to reset and start it over again.
First example. After a harrowing journey through the bowels of a randomized hell, I made my way to the Strip where I saw the entrance guarded by the usual assortment of robots and just before I’m about to start blowing them all away, this dressed like the Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3 sprints towards the gate and gets killed. Next example, I was running towards the Strip, minding my own business, when I see Victor in the distance. I thought I’d be nice and say Howdy. I walk up to him, press E, he immediately goes hostile. It wasn’t Victor, it was some hostile wasteland creature disguised as Victor. The third thing, you’d need to see to believe. the Mr House performing in front of the curtain was literally a Brahmin’s ass.
By now, you’re probably wondering what kind of a mod this is. Well, this is the Fallout New Vegas Randomizer, and it’s stupendous. I’’ll walk you through what it does. NPC heights are random, their inventory, armor, and weapons are random. The contents of most containers are random. Your starting stats are random. Inventories for most merchants are random. The creatures that spawn throughout the wasteland are all random as are their sizes. The weather is random. If there’s one mod you play in your life, make it be this one, it’s amazing.
Okay, I think we’re ready to get started with the real game now. Into the game, the first thing I noticed was how large and laid back Doc Mitchell is, it’s unsettling, but if that bothers you you’re gonna have enough aneurysms throughout this video to wipe out your entire bloodline spanning back to the beginning of time. I left my SPECIAL stats random because it’s a set-up I’d never really use, took my seat, went with Barter, Lockpick, Medicine, Skilled, and Wild Wasteland as my Skills and Traits, got my shit back, and went outside to find Victor. At first I was sad, he was nowhere to be found, then I realized that he was just the littlest rat.
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The scary thing to think about is, you could walk into an NCR location, and it could be full of Ceaser
I'm guessing Yes Man only changing to different sizes is a safety thing, so you can't get locked out of ending the game like with Mr. House's entourage being hostile immediately
I hadn't played this in ten+ years until I discovered this mod. And I have some advice: Lobotomize yourself before installing this because there's no hope of engaging in rational conversation with 99% of the characters which is precisely what makes it so damn good. It's twisted ASF, and if you're not, then you'll probably scream like your hair is on fire.
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I hope someone makes one for Fallout 4 (and if there is one already plz make a video playing it lol)
Okay, close your eyes and just listen to this video It sound like drunk mad lad rambling around
The thumbnail is teasing me
Not sure if its due to my new bass boosting studio headphones but something about your voice is very different Mitten. You used to narrate in a very monotonous voice but now you seem to have got what "Phrasing" & "Emphasized Accentuation" mean. Which is essential if you want people to get hooked on a story or plot. Im proud of you Paul for going against the grain & being a IRworldr with personality & a unique, recognizeable brand Cheers
Do the new Vegas dlcs with the randomizer
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Can you beat Fallout New Vegas while descending into madness
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1:36 *Yes Man
Idea if you haven't done it: Can you beat Skyrim without leveling up. No perks, no buffs to Health, Magicka, or Stamina, no other bonuses that come with levelling up. You can still boost your skills obviously but you can't go to the level up menu to pick buffs/perks.
1:29 yes Man, that's indeed victor
Captions on for the first secs of the vid is interesting
everyone gangsta till president kimball turns into caesar
At eulegy jones you wonder that i thought that back at tenpennys XD
A human skeleton weighs about 40lbs on average.
i want a "Can you beat every character at Caravan?" video
As soon as I saw a deathclaw with a rifle and a hat, I knew I stumbled upon quality content.
"I shot the narrator" Paul has trascended the DUNG OF MORTALITY and now... WALKS AMONG THE STAAAARS!
“I gave him the Jesus treatment with a nailgun” WEEPING.
It's basically the wild wasteland perk but more wild
He should've posted the link to the mod.
12:48 I’ve never laughed harder in my whole life
I honestly wouldnt mind if he made like 5 more of these playthroughs. Ive watched this video so many damn times
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Best commentary since europeans tried to make Soccer sound exciting!
Play Borderlands 2 randomiser
"Can you beat FNV as Texas Red?" Challenge rules: 1. You are required to kill exactly 20 (one and nineteen more) entities in this playthrough. That means at Hoover Dam, right before the ending screen, you must have your creature and people kills sum up to 20. 2. Pistols only. Texas Red only used those. 3. If you want a hard time you can also only kill when it's twenty past eleven which effectively gives you only one second a day to kill somebody. 4. Negative karma. You're an outlaw, for Arizona's sake.
Fun fact: Germany declared war on the us in world war two, not the other way around
7:51 Fist of the North Rawr? Just why?
can you beat fallout 4 only using the waste land whisper perk?
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@ Mitten Squad the stuff from fo3 is in on both games cause fnv was made in 3 years on the same game engine
You could just shoot the immortals abunch to simulate damage then use the kill command to make it fair xD
This is the single reason I’m building my pc.
Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas with a black screen and only audio cues?
Challenge accepted : can you beat fallout nv with a intelligence and luck skill of 1?¿
Random fallout 4 plz
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I think the version of ISP of this same stuff it's more fun. This is low level after i see his video first: /
Wilder wasteland
Black at back mountain
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That wasn't Victor, that was Yesman. But it wasn't Yesman, it was an enemy.
10:31 Personal SPACE mean anything to you, guy?
Okay dude the best idea you still haven't done. Beat skyrim on xbox 360 without pausing by using the kinect audio commands for potions, saving, changing weapons, ect.
"Mr house is literally Brahmin's ass" is the best thing I've heard all day
the box inside a school with the US declaration of war against germany
How do I present an idea to the Paul?
Hmm.. what's in here? *U.S. Declaration of war on Germany*
“Yes man was in jail for war crimes”
You could probably make a whole channel based on this mod
Not sorry, Reese's.
How do you even design a build around this?!
I've found gold bars laying around. In Primm!
Love the deathcourier in the thumbnail
"It was not Victor, it was some hostile wasteland creature, disguised as Victor" Uh, isn't that Yes Man? Also, thanks for another great video Paul!
“...After giving him the Jesus treatment, skelator sent him to the moon.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo G, this video was the most entertaining one from you Ivé seen! What is the soundtrack in the background, though?
"After giving him the Jesus treatment with a nail gun, Skeletor sent him to the moon." Best fucking line in the video
Can you beat fallout 4 by only stealing items, you cannot loot or scavenge. Only pickpocket or take owned items
Eulogy Jone's suit is in New Vegas because the Ghoul in Freeside was supposed to start wearing it after you buy enough tips. It's still possible for him to get Eulogy's hat in vanilla game.
A fellow getting killed at the strip gate in the original gameplay too btw.
This mod is such a blessing. Like a lot of people immersed in the New Vegas modding community, I had been anticipating The Frontier for years. Now, I saw the writing on the wall for the past year or so, but it was still a HUGE disappointment. Then this gem drops out of nowhere. I think New Vegas Bounties is still my favorite mod/series, but the Randomizer might be number 2 on my list. So simple, yet so elegant.
“You know, I wrote a blog post about why I f*cking hate video games. Because this is what it does, it appeals to like the male fantasy-“ This video:
Mr. House was actually a brahamin's ass I lost it
10:43 how much for your services
It was easy after finding the medicine stick and a vendor with 2000 45-70 rounds
D....did orris have fucking boobs? Man that birthing suit costume is so powerful it can change an NPC's model.
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12:46 I have watched this over and over again.
16:02 Dude I know. A cooler full can weigh like 80 pounds and they're what my courier company delivers the most of. Livers are also pretty dang heavy.
CAN YOU BEAT FALLOUT NV WITH OUT UPGRADING OR FIXING YOUR WEAPONS
No joke wouldn’t mind watching you play this again because you could get different out comes so like a part 2 maybe
imagine thinking you didn't install the mod properly because everything is normal but the mod just happened to randomize everything to be like that
Ah, yes black at back mountain, my favorite. Pretty nice mod though.
speaking of oblivion: any chance we'll see another "can you beat oblivion" in the future?
But MItten Squad, how many Skyrim quest mods can you beat without taking any damage?
Can you beat fallout 4, 3, or new Vegas with only one hand and an xbox controller??
You need try a 1 shot kill challenge, i killed the legate with a 50cal sniper headshot so it might be possible??
16:35 what a scripting GOD.
Do this again! Please!
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4:07 "I killed a father and son" XDXDXD
Oh Yeah Boi
As random as your eye placement.
Should honestly do this but in the sierra madre dlc
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I still have hope in "Can you beat Prey only throwing objects"
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