Don't Cry On Your Wedding Day. Matt Bergman - Full Special

2021 4 فوریه
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Don't cry on your wedding day, because if your wife is like Matt Bergman's wife she will never let you forget it, even if you're just crying about a night terror. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Matt Bergman, Matt breaks down everything from crying at his wedding, to calling an old woman sugar bear and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • The failed handshake tickle hug made me laugh so hard it hurt all over.

    Cayanna PCayanna Pپیش روز
    • 🙏🙏

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 10 ساعت
  • I had a dog named Sugar B. It was brown like brown sugar.

    Ash dluciangurlAsh dluciangurlپیش 4 روز
  • Lol!

    Alethia BankheadAlethia Bankheadپیش 6 روز
  • that was too short

    jamie Jamiejamie Jamieپیش 13 روز
    • I’ve got a full album on iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify called Approbation Constante. There are some swear bears on it though..just a heads up!

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 10 ساعت
  • Hilarious 😂

    MEY HMEY Hپیش 14 روز
  • 🤣Funny guy!

    leticia vallejoleticia vallejoپیش 16 روز
    • 🙏🙏🙏

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 10 ساعت
  • Do all comedians end up in Utah?

    Erin Plourde-BraggErin Plourde-Braggپیش 17 روز
    • Ha, if there’s a paycheck we’ll end up anywhere

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 16 روز
  • “We are so woke Gwendolyn” 😂😂😂

    M NixM Nixپیش 18 روز
  • So good!

    Linda HLinda Hپیش 18 روز
  • Wow that was a great story too bad the punchline sucked work on it

    Adam KruegerAdam Kruegerپیش 18 روز
  • We are so woke wendelynn, honestly I’m weak from this bit

    Xander WeibelXander Weibelپیش 19 روز
    • 🙏🙏🙏

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 10 ساعت
  • Greetings from Lame... Er... Jamestown, NY!

    Jessica Graves-FJessica Graves-Fپیش 19 روز
  • Have we ran out of funny today?

    Inna ElshairInna Elshairپیش 20 روز
  • Age difference between people doesn't matter. What matters is that people don't laugh out loud if we get married, my fiance and I. We're both criers, lol. I think we should let the priest be the robot! 😂🤗🎵💫🌼⚕️🙏✌️😋🌹🌹🌹 That go back to sleep statement is why I am getting married a second time! I don't want to die alone and lonely and I don't want to die in a nursing home. I like the idea of dying of old age with my husband and six or seven or ten kids are there with me after a 30 year marriage! lol! 😂 The bathroom story is why I am thankful for gender neutral and family restrooms! I have been that lady washing my hands while a guy accidentally walked in in! This guy is funny!

    Dawn LapkaDawn Lapkaپیش 20 روز
  • Yes losing pets is worse than losing most people. Completely. This was funny and light and enjoyable!

    Sarah DoanSarah Doanپیش 20 روز
  • 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    Mohammed QabazardMohammed Qabazardپیش 20 روز
  • i seriously couldn't follow the material as i was mesmerized by the little island of hair. maybe i'll try again another day.

    Joe f.Joe f.پیش 21 روز
    • Fingers crossed you can fight through the mesmerization

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 16 روز
  • 😂😂🤣 I like his style of comedy

    ChiTown Tex'nChiTown Tex'nپیش 21 روز
  • This is awesome!

    Hot ChipHot Chipپیش 21 روز
  • Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

    Roger SledzRoger Sledzپیش 21 روز
  • Masks PROTECT YOU and people around you!

    Roger SledzRoger Sledzپیش 21 روز
  • this guy is the definition of balding theres a certain point where you should be like yeah i would look better without the hair then i do with what little hair i have.

    Cloudgod and ClickbateCloudgod and Clickbateپیش 21 روز
  • The vacation story😂😂😂 Now we know why they installed GPS into vehicles, there were too many Dads were just rambling down the middle of roads, muttering under their breath about right turns😂

    Deanna DreffsDeanna Dreffsپیش 21 روز
    • You would think the GPS would help but I’ve seen that go south for my parents too.

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 16 روز
  • 🤪😂😂😂

    Mercedes GalanMercedes Galanپیش 21 روز
  • 10:30 though 😂😂😂😆😆😆

    The Mama LoungeThe Mama Loungeپیش 21 روز
  • I love this guy

    MarLa HudginsMarLa Hudginsپیش 22 روز
  • I have a big female rottweiler named Sugarbear. Suge for short.

    Sheerkat7Sheerkat7پیش 22 روز
    • @Celeste Pagano Thank you. Her companion is Honeybear, also a female.

      Sheerkat7Sheerkat7پیش 21 روز
    • That's a GREAT name for a Rottie! 😍

      Celeste PaganoCeleste Paganoپیش 21 روز
  • Loved the performance! Absolutely nothing dirty at all!

    Cream PuffCream Puffپیش 22 روز
  • Squirted coffee out my nostrils. Well done.

    Brytt WeechBrytt Weechپیش 22 روز
  • repost :(

    borednowborednowپیش 22 روز
  • Great laugh He is really funny and a great story teller

    Colleen SColleen Sپیش 22 روز
    • Thanks! That means a lot!

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 21 روز
  • He is so funny, I laughed many times which is difficult to make me do!

    Rose BloomieRose Bloomieپیش 22 روز
    • Phew!

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 21 روز
  • 0:33 lol good enough ....just paused it, let me go get some walnuts, brb :)))

    KenanKenanپیش 22 روز
  • Funny dude.

    Kowboy USAKowboy USAپیش 22 روز
  • He is Hilarious 😂🤣😅😆🤣😅

    Comstance JemkinsComstance Jemkinsپیش 22 روز
  • 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes hallarious 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️

    CaribbeanQueen 72CaribbeanQueen 72پیش 22 روز
  • I give him a 10!

    Andrea TrueAndrea Trueپیش 22 روز
  • Super funny😃

    Lydia BrezinovaLydia Brezinovaپیش 22 روز
  • This guy is great. I really enjoyed this🌟🌟😁

    Alyxandra ArnoldAlyxandra Arnoldپیش 22 روز
  • always skip the first 5 seconds of dry bar clips editor should be fired

    blood.of.cuchulainnblood.of.cuchulainnپیش 22 روز
  • If he'd shave it all off he'd be fire 🔥. I don't understand why guys hang on when a bald head can rock hard.

    Justice JoyceTVJustice JoyceTVپیش 22 روز
    • @Justice JoyceTV he gets a pass, though. He didn't know how silly it looked and now I vaguely remember a poster on the wall near my math class. It was Stevie Wonder(this was in late 90's) and it said "I'd get behind the wheel of a car myself before I get in a car with a drunk driver". It was DEFINITELY receding, but not yet at the full, bozo the clown "U shape".

      Jessica Graves-FJessica Graves-Fپیش 18 روز
    • @Jessica Graves-F Stevie Wonder was doing that for a while and finally let it go.

      Justice JoyceTVJustice JoyceTVپیش 19 روز
    • You reminded me of this man I met when I was little, bald on top, but grew the U-shaped hair into a ponytail.

      Jessica Graves-FJessica Graves-Fپیش 19 روز
  • ❤️😀👏

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibaldپیش 22 روز
  • 😁 There were a few😆

    Ms. B Karaoke BMs. B Karaoke Bپیش 22 روز
  • Love how hes growing out the bangs....

    Only half CrazyOnly half Crazyپیش 22 روز
    • Ssscorch

      LionessLionessپیش 17 روز
    • 😂😂

      Gladys NjeriGladys Njeriپیش 22 روز
  • 36 and 29 isn't too bad. How about 50 and 74 (the trumps)

    1 Best Friend 2 u1 Best Friend 2 uپیش 22 روز
    • @D C I believe it's called a reverse mortgage

      zbhaz1105zbhaz1105پیش 21 روز
    • Lol does he live rent free in your head?

      D CD Cپیش 22 روز
    • Age is just a number ....Love is what matters.

      Mitch gMitch gپیش 22 روز
  • Freaking hilarious

    Cj McMasterCj McMasterپیش 22 روز
  • Half of the people in Utah are mormon. Mormons are nice people. Too nice... I think they’re up to something, the Canadians too.

    Concerned CommenterConcerned Commenterپیش 22 روز
    • Canadian here, I can confirm we aren't up to anything. *Awkwardly whistles*

      Zestran FaubertZestran Faubertپیش 18 روز
    • When I had gone to Toronto, they were SOO NICE!

      NishISAlottNishISAlottپیش 21 روز
  • Telling the truth is sometimes so funny.

    Samir BachourSamir Bachourپیش 22 روز
  • Guilty. Never fails to remind everyone. 25 years married.

    Allan ClarkAllan Clarkپیش 22 روز
  • Hilllllarious

    Missy BlissMissy Blissپیش 22 روز
  • Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you.

    Monky DollqueenMonky Dollqueenپیش 22 روز
    • Amen sista

      Walter WhiteWalter Whiteپیش 20 روز
  • Dogs are some of the best people you can know.

    Timothy WallaceTimothy Wallaceپیش 23 روز
    • @Andayi Mushenye I know... why insult Dogs 🐕 that way. 🤪

      Timothy WallaceTimothy Wallaceپیش 15 روز
    • @Andayi Mushenye It depends on the human.

      Got Your6Got Your6پیش 15 روز
    • Just nuts to compare a human being to an animal.

      Andayi MushenyeAndayi Mushenyeپیش 16 روز
    • Yes!!

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 21 روز
    • Yea but you gotta watch out for them horses them are terrible people

      Joseph Dettloff IIIJoseph Dettloff IIIپیش 21 روز
  • Absolutely great lol

    ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137پیش 23 روز
  • Why are so many teachers now comedians

    Kevin McNeillKevin McNeillپیش 23 روز
    • Lots of potential material. :)

      Kara GrantKara Grantپیش 23 روز
  • We both Cried on our Wedding Day during the Wedding! We were so Happy it was finally happening that we couldn't help ourselves! Everyone was so Happy for us they too started tearing! It was amazing and surreal all at the same time! So Beautifully wonderful with everything we didn't expect! Too much emotion to happen all at once! You loose everything in a House fire and 3 months later you are still going along with getting married?? Try Not to cry with all the support from family! You would cry too! It was never mentioned and none of the pictures had tears but Huge smiles of Happiness it actually happened after all the devistation! Cry if it makes you Happy beyond anything that happened in your life! Just let it out!

    Gerald mastercubGerald mastercubپیش 23 روز
    • I was a crying marshmallow during our wedding....all from happiness. 33 year later, I am still madly in love with my Rebecca Lynn. Soul mates, three great children and six beautiful Grandchildren. That's what it really means to be rich in life. Money, in my opinion does not buy happiness. You need just enough money to keep a household, food, clothing, and trips with the the whole family....that is memories in motion that no one can take from you. Peace and God bless.

      Tuga DogTuga Dogپیش 19 روز
    • @Melissa Jones Guess I should have added that we had been together for 32 years already, it was time to make it legal after nearly losing one of us to Cancer treatments and surviving. So plan a Wedding right! Then just 2 months before the wedding we nearly lose each other in a House fire! Bad burns occurred and running out naked with melting roof material on backs and heads running to the garden hose to stop the burning material and then the hose melts just in time after been left soaking but naked at 4am! , Two pets lost, then living in a neighbors house who we didn't even know till the New house was built, no possessions left. Just each other. A small community go fund me by stranger's after News on TV local. We are alive, Happyish with starting over just before Covid! Yep I'm Happy with crying during your own Wedding! Made me feel we belonged together now pushing 64 yrs of age! Trial by fire made us One Entity! Hope No one has to go thru what we did! Tears were very appropriate don't you think?

      Gerald mastercubGerald mastercubپیش 20 روز
    • Its actually hurting me to not make some smartass comment about this story you just posted. But my spirit guide is telling me not to, So here we are.... I’m hoping this useless comment satisfies the smartass section of my brain. Because if not.... “no Melissa stop it!” Umm ya, never mind I-......... cool story dude!........ok Bye 👋🏼

      Melissa JonesMelissa Jonesپیش 20 روز
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Terri DrollingerTerri Drollingerپیش 23 روز
  • Thank you

    William GallaherWilliam Gallaherپیش 23 روز
  • Gwendolyn that friend that can calm Karen down

    ZargonZargonپیش 23 روز
  • He is so funny!!👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

    Deborah AdcockDeborah Adcockپیش 23 روز
  • Dry bar at its driest. 🥱

    JwhateverJJwhateverJپیش 23 روز
  • This guy is unbelievably unlucky

    Mindy LingardMindy Lingardپیش 23 روز
  • He's super funny. He seems so genuinely sweet. Gonna tickle the palms of people's hands as a power move lol.

    Sara UniyaSara Uniyaپیش 23 روز
    • Be sure to keep eye contact and don't blink.

      Jessica Graves-FJessica Graves-Fپیش 19 روز
    • Touching anyone’s hand these days is a power move.

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 21 روز

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Momپیش 23 روز
  • NO. HE WALKED IN TO A BATHROOM IN MINNESOTA. They probably just laughed when he left and talked about the drunk guy at the casino. WELCOME TO MINNESOTA.

    thebovineavengerthebovineavengerپیش 23 روز
    • I’m sure there’s security footage out there somewhere

      mattbergmancomedymattbergmancomedyپیش 21 روز
  • 😂🤣😂🤣

    kie mckie mcپیش 23 روز
  • I loved Matt's well rounded personality. An empathetic, caring, extremely funny guy!! Lucky wife. Great job mom and dad!

    Carla KoolCarla Koolپیش 23 روز
  • 30% success rate! 🤣🤣🤣

    Johanna Echeverry LopezJohanna Echeverry Lopezپیش 23 روز
  • Funny guy! good flow

    Davey CrockettDavey Crockettپیش 23 روز
    • It's a RE-POST from a RE-POST a few weeks ago.

      Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Momپیش 23 روز
  • 36 isn't THAT much older than 29

    Susan MercurioSusan Mercurioپیش 23 روز
    • @ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137 🤣🤣🤣 so true

      Kristina OrozcoKristina Orozcoپیش 22 روز
    • @Sweet Insanity when I was 25 I was engaged to a 36 year old, that's when I learned age isn't directly related to maturity lol.

      ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137پیش 22 روز
    • Yeah I know, that's only 7 yrs. I had a finance at 21 that was 7 yrs older than me and I had met him at 18. I was always very mature for my age growing up so I preferred slightly older guys. Ironically now I'm dating a guy 6 yrs younger than me (which I thought would NEVER happen, lol). At 38 now, the older guys aren't what they were when I was younger... Anywho...point is, 7 yrs is nothing. I thought he was gonna say she was like 15 yrs younger than him or something!

      Sweet InsanitySweet Insanityپیش 22 روز
    • Im 28 and was dating a 22 year old and some people lost their minds lol.

      ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137پیش 23 روز
    • Unless he met her when he was 20)

      QillirQillirپیش 23 روز
  • 😂😭😭

    Naga Olmec chaosNaga Olmec chaosپیش 23 روز
  • I'm here to

    Wyatt FoxWyatt Foxپیش 23 روز
    • @EweChewBrrr ... the comment section eagerly awaits the answer.

      live not on evillive not on evilپیش 23 روز
    • You're here to what?

      EweChewBrrrEweChewBrrrپیش 23 روز
  • Lol

    TatersMommy_PaulaTatersMommy_Paulaپیش 23 روز