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in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets
This is true.
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@Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see
@Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see
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D A M N I T L A W R E N C E
Needed 1 min to carefully read the caption
That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
NOT FUNNY PEOPLE GO AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU
Satan is a chad gamer
Hail satan
U better or your going hell
How bout no
Oh my god the ending 😐
As a Christian who has a baby that means the world to me. That’s last joke was dope af!!!
Damn! That last one tho
Depends on who or what is tampering with the subliminal mind fkg
Suddenly, I feel very threatened. - a person whose mom's name is Paula
Wig+Santa-beard=win! (The old Dumbphone also adds funny)
hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????
hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????
That last line is based.
I was not expecting that ending.
Not my god, the only god I know has blonde hair and stands on the roof with a hose
The last one got me
That's definitely not How Jesus talks
Great job!
Hey, this is the resident heretic here and I can confirm this is how the christian god talks
Ohhh, you cheeky bastard, Gus ! That Jesus....Christ joke was Louie CK's and plus you're god not Jesus.
Any one else watching all of Gus’s videos just to hear the outro over and over?
Dont blaspheme
God can’t afford an IPhone?
the last line cracked me xD
God*
Fr my dad almost named be obadiah he said my nick name would have been obi. I'm so glad he named me james Lee bogart IV, that's way better.
"figured I'd kill your child" OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a while
nice phone gud
But where does his angels go off to?
We looking for a full back tat buddy?
Obadiah will never not be funny
damn, that last one got me lmao
I like how the title says god, but then he called himself Jesus
How did god how talk to Facebook how did he and hoW it do?
I don't have Facebook so this is all very obscure
OH! OH SHI..... "figured I'd kill your child".... HOLY FUCK DUDE
The “Yeah Jesus here, Yeah Christ” was just- I became a tea kettle with Dream.
@M Green I-
Cringe
Ikr! Crazy!
"Jesus here...yeah Christ" such an underrated line
Ah that last joke... so good.
Name them Ezekiel or some shit lmao
"Ohbadia"
funni
Love God's cordless telephone!
“If you like Paul’s new post, I’ll make your mum live forever”
I had a stroke reading the title
The *truth* in this is what makes it sad and hilarious
Dang right jesus
Oohhhh that last one 👌👌👌
"hey bro them doctors who went to school ain't do nothing to heal that cancer, that was all me baby" -Facebook God
Has anyone noticed how if a comment even mentions God and it all goes to shat
This is so right lol
Hey Jesus here Ya Christ Just kills me😂😂
Your so close to 3M
Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets
0:37 was incredibly funny hahaha ye aha christ yes
The title: God speaks like people on Facebook says God on video: hey, Susan, Jesus here Me: wait a minute
I'm offended
Was not expecting that ending... 😂🤣
👁️--_--👁️
When he looked left and right at the end I got flashbacks to ‘there’s an endangered species right there’.
Alt title god messing with people on Facebook
?? But enjoying the video. ????
Actually, according to scripture, and common Christian cannon, people, and children don't turn into angels when they die. It is a common mistake, and every time someone comments on their grandmother's facebook obituary that heaven just got a new angel I always make sure to correct them. I wonder why people don't want to be my friend.
I definitely like this
Sacrifice* for more garbage
As a Christian myself I'm not even mad that is oddly accurate
tjmhjökgyu
Americanization of Christianity KJV really kinda sus
That angel one made me laugh so suddenly that I had a 5min long coughing fit
You forgot that he’ll spare someone’s dog if they get one million page likes.
Ok that last ones a bit harsh
SO cute...I love it! Perfection!
Ok dude
THE OBIEDA AND EZIEKAL ONE ENDED ME
Genius.
Ee
WHERES THE ENDING MUSIC FROM I NEED TO KNOW PLSSSSSS
Hey Ken how’s your private jet, you like it?
Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets
The funniest thing about this is the phone
“Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣
whats facebook?
My name is Jedidiah
thank you for this nice video ??. I like it.
Best video yet 👌
My mother's name is paula 👀
ok?
I unsubscribed and then re-subscribed just to make sure I was in god's good books.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😂😅
Honestly though. Like, if he spoke to you why isn't your Facebook post in the Bible? He's already revealed himself my dude.
cummy nuts
The last one was fantastic
Okay but I grew up Catholic and this is exactly how he talks in the First Testament.
I didn't realize they had Chevy Malibus in 2 ad
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not still a Catholic 😬
This is not even funny. You think that since you dont believe in it making fun of what we believe. I just want to warn you that Mocking God and his people has some serious consequences. For example, two children were making fun of a prophet and the prophet called on two mother bears to come and eat the children, they were all eaten and killed.
@Cameron Wright no i wont, sky daddy told me i was gonna live forever. You just have to believe ofherwise you will be sent to hell
@Cameron Wright my point still stands
@Lucas Egeland your going to spend eternity in hell if you dont repent and believe
@Cameron Wright i already have eternal life
@Bagel Im not catholic, im Reformed
Gus is the funniest man on this platform
0:24 i just got a cross tattoo on my thumb/wrist 3 days ago 😂
Was waiting for the moment he tells someone how graceful and forgiving he is and that they better share it with everyone on their FB or they’ll have bad luck for ten years.
dont be blasphemin' now
Why does god even need to test people if he knows everything, and therefore knows how people will respond under certain circumstances?
Yeah ... Christ
I can’t turn notifications on it’s says that ur content is made for kids like Tf no it aint
@bilij pdan ok and like I don’t even give a shit
Horrific incident occurs Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"
Funny yet infuriating
when he makes fun of your name
“Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣
Gus Johnson is really funny he is the God of jokes
Church of Christ? Oh Jesus...
Amazing
I legit thought that beard was just shaving cream.