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2:44 18 quintillion comments i think
Where do i buy face? I have none at home
You must wear a face Me: ok I'll get the knife My friends : uh oh
3:48 dang pycharm,should not have executed getdrunk() (i suck at making jokes tbh)
I bet yo could make an entire episode of this with just sfm glitches I swear that thing is f*cked up
I actually didn't expect to enjoy r/softwaregore that much, I just got bored of all the other subreddits. But seriously, I have not cried laughing this hard in a looong time.
1:14 thats r/ihadastroke
I want to hear robin more hes the best host
*b i g h a r d*
That ping was five centuries
"Tzar Bomba*
6:19 I don’t really get it?
11:46 this one got me. The application was. But it no longer is
7:08 that was defenitly Entchantmenttable selectet as luanguige
I have the P E R F E C T r/softwaregore lol I was playing mc with my friend and her parrot turned into like a million Minecraft items, I know it sounds confusing but LITERALLY
no face no enter
*Mask*
I had a ps plus game say £10,000 it was a game called greedfall
I'm laughing so hard it feels like my head is literally going to explode
1:47 how did he even get notifications on the calculator in the first place
0:55 That's 78 hours, or just over three days. The light speed communication delay between Mars and Earth varies, depending on the orbits, between 3 and 22 minutes. So yes, that's considerably worse ping than Martians get.
Name: tsar bomb crater Picture: *n u k e* Desc: *CHILD PSYCHIATRIST IN RUSSIA*
9:58 he ordered a stroke
Have you ever had the thing where steam just says 99+ years
“You must wear a face” The guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre: my time has come
0:50 that's approximately 3 days. that's long enough for a signal traveling at the speed of light to go all the way to Pluto and return back to earth five times.
You must wear a face. Slenderman: .
You must wear a face. Sociopaths: Yes
"Ten thousand days" Nah, just 3264 days ;)
i’m watching this sleep deprived at 5am and i can’t BREATHE
"You must wear a face" Psychopaths:I see this as an absolute win!
2:04 its both emkay
0:51 it takes that man 3.25 days to get one message 💀
I just realized that the program at 3:44 looks like _IntelliJ._ I use it to program in Java.
Guys, I took off my face. _How do I put it back on?_
0:53 around 78 hours
"Imagine how much scarier the zombie-apocolypse would be if they T-Pose all the time" SCP: Secret Lab. Zombies: allow us to intruduce ourselfs...
You can't make put a face on, this is America!
1:07 Must be a tornado attraction
So the reason July might have been replaced with Christmas could be a translation error. The shortened July to jul where in Swedish for example "Jul" means "Christmas".
2:40 is an issue where Reddit decided to fill out the entirety of the 64 bit binary count for the comments. No clue how or why it happened; I'm not a computer science nerd. But what I do know is that it is at the 64 bit integer limit
7:07 me when the
No.
2:16 ah, good to see you, Floating Point Data Type.
3:44 THATS ROBLOX STUDIO!!!!!!
I did the math. If you would have that ping like at 0:55 it would be 3.26 days. If you would use radio signals like to conversate with someone, that someone would be in the outer places of the cuiper belt (42,303,199,050 km) (300,000 km/s * 282021.327 s / 2)
Robin :D
4:24 we aren’t talking about the picture of a bike under toothbrush?
Fun fact: July in Swedish sounds a lot like "jul" and jul is Christmas in Swedish.
As a swede, this is true.
After spending 16 hours on the SCP site I am scared
0:58 (yo) :)
8:25 I'll call the Techpreist.
You wear a face when you somewhere :D
Will McDaniel giving me chills
7:37 hol up- I know that deer-
And u must wear a face
Because he has no face
I guess withered bonnie isn't allowed here
r/softwaregore is just r/Ihadastroke for computers
My screen time report is always in the 30s for the hours
Photo: BIG HARD Emkay: whatever it is its probably very delicious *dirty mind activated*
@drywanderer3 #new phone rly dude smh
@-The Sisi- I have gone through worse and to make it even worse is that im 12
@drywanderer3 #new phone oh my god seriously people like you disgust me. Among us is a game for kids doing this ruins it. I may have said “dirty mind activated” but seriously man cmon! A kids game?!?
Thanks since I only have a dirty mind and among us porn is one of if:/
0:55 roughly 5 days something right?
Robin can speak perfect gibberish..?
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OH MY GOD ROBIN I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE FOXY IN THE PIEMATION VIDEOS!!!! AHHH I ALREADY LOVED YOU AND THIS MAKES ME HAPPY TOO :DDDD
P l a t e
F o r k
If Robin doesn’t start introducing himself as throbbin’ Robin, I’m gona throw hands 😂
Why did I decode to watch this r/softwaregore whilst experiencing software gore?
Ailies Or Taxes ima go with Alies
r/Softwere Gore is just r/ihadastroke Mixed with my laptop
I remember at one point, I was playing an online game and someone killed me. It showed the amount of health they had left DOWN TO THE LAST PERCENT. For example, I’m pretty sure what it said was 14.923046578264839372748489572648592762748848858877264885837774.
I took the 'you must wear a face' photo last summer. It was at a broken display on the metro platform in Newcastle, North East England. Can't believe how viral it's become!
7:10 Hold up, does that text say toe in it?
Sub to Garrmadic
7:53 ave rag e
Facemask must wear a face
0:56 That's just over 78 hours of ping. There is a 20 minute lag, 40 for there & back, between Earth & Mars. You could have a decent conversation in that time.
I guess u can't go to that place that you need a face to enter or do other people faces count
Is it bad if i can understand everything that was ordered at 10:00
"You must wear a face" Karen's:dead
10:28
i was at the part that said like and subscribe but it said like and subscri
Europe more like..... Your Up
9:16 this guys me
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I was NOT I repeat NOT ready for 9:56 holy shit
yoo I'm going to McDoeble, what do you want? omg can you get me that new thing, it's called the Caecage McGbiddle? I tried it once and it's soooooooooo goood!!!!
i saw the "you must wear a face" sign on rpdanganronpachat
2:23 SOMEONES about to get fired
When sometimes commenting, the message gets duplicated. It could be an extemely lucky (or unlucky) post on reddit. If the message geta duplicated and duplicated again and duplicatsd again amd again and then it gets duplicated again and so on... then the post might not be software gore
8:30 maybe an ExOrCiSm?
6:46 the software just wants you to feel ok
6:55 procrastinators to death
does anyone know where daimien went from emkay
10:27 AAAAAAA
Umh my battery is at -1363859395395206
1:06 EEEEEEEE
7:17 could be borders to other countries but it still looks awful
The thing that made me laugh was caecage mgibble
2:28 the calendar that my 4 yo niece made me for Christmas (my birthday is in July)